Ask the Good Magician
Ask the Good Magician your question, and you shall recieve an answer. Of course, if you would like your question answered you must first pass 3 challenges. If you fail at these challenges, you will have to start all over again, so be careful!
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Attempt to Enter the Castle
10 Newest Questions: (would you like to view all questions?)
Q: " Are demons allergic to Holy Guacamole? " Asks Donnie_d.
| A: The Good Magician flatly replies, "No, but they hate that stuff. Its disgusting, like plastic-flavored green paste. They feed it to prisoners." . |
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Q: " 1. what are magic whistles?
2. what is a love potion?
3. what are flying shells?
4.what are sparkleberries?
5.what are camcorders?
6.what is a dreamcapsule?
7.what is godo?
8. what is the tunnel spell?
9.what are hangmans nooses? " inquires coolcat18, trying to get a good look at the short man hiding behind his kitchen counter.
| A: The Good Magician breaks his dentures on a bite of corn, and after a bleeped out words he finally mumbles back: "Because you foolishly asked multiple questions, I will answer NONE!" . |
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Q: Vlad boldly approaches the gnome and demands his questions be answered. " Could you give me a couple of good quotes the Bink said, from which you can learn more about him. But I especially need them from A Spell for Chameleon, and no other book. Would you please be willing to help me out? "
| A: The Good Magician flips through his book of answers and replies: "This is not a service we provide. As payment, you must read A Spell for Chameleon yourself. Go." . |
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Q: " hmm... how would i got about submitting ideas to Piers? " asks Ian after a long journey into the castle.
| A: The Good Magician replies in a harsh tone: "I would suggust going to the links page, go to his main site, and write him" . |
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Q: Mastap walks into the Good Magicians laboratory and quickly delivers his question, " Oh Good Magician Sir HELP!!!!! My Talent is to uncontrollably switch genders!!!!!! HOW DO I CONTROL IT?!?!?!?!?! "
| A: Peering over a book, the old gnome mumbles "Go to Mundania, invest in a good plastic surgeon, get gender reassignment surgery. When you return to Xanth, your prosthetic parts will not change, only your true parts underneath them. You will always seem to be the same gender, even when you uncontrollably switch. " . |
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Q: Mastap asks the Magician: " Why is Xanthians online so inactive? Did all the members leave or something? Theres over 1500!!! Where are they all (btw this is all one question)!?!?!? "
| A: "Hmmm... This is a tough one. I will have to consult the book of answers. Except one of the inactive Xo members borrowed it. If you can find him and bring it back, then I can answer your question. Task, then an answer, its tradition. Oh, and keep an eye out for my socks. " the good magician replies as he shuffles some things around in search of socks. |
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Q: " Hello. How does Xantians Online go on for years and not change a thing? " Asks Clarakittygirl.
| A: The Good Magician flatly replies, "Two words. Laziness and procrastination. Which I dont recommend to you, since for that question you owe me three hundred pairs of sorted socks or a measurable equivalent." . |
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Q: "How do I know if your telling the truth?" inquires Christus, trying to get a good look at the short man hiding behind his kitchen counter.
| A: The Good Magician breaks his dentures on a bite of corn, and after a bleeped out words he finally mumbles back: "I am always lying. (Figure that one out, ha!)" . |
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Magician Humfreys Castle, ÐÅXLÔV˧ Xanth Page The sites above have answered questions from fans from the year 2000-2002. Both sites are now inactive, but Xo has picked up the slack with this section!
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